Pump chipPUMP
IMPLANT
PUMP INSIDE. COMMON SENSE SOLD SEPARATELY.

PUMPIMPLANT.

He opened his mind.
With a screwdriver.

THERE’S A STORY HERE ↗
Purple comic mechanic with his brain exposed, ready for an extremely questionable upgrade ORIGINAL PARTS.
QUESTIONABLE ASSEMBLY.
I CAN
FIX ME.FAMOUS LAST WORDS.

CLICK TO INSTALL HIS NEXT BAD IDEA.

$IMPLANTONE CHIP. ZERO FILTER.THE AFTERMATH ↓
02:13 AM / THE GARAGE

IT STARTED WITH
A BROKEN FAN.

BAD IDEA
APPROVEDBY HIMSELF
Pump Implant proudly attempting to fix a broken fan at his garage workbench01.
THE FAN NEEDED A NEW MOTOR.He decided his brain was the bottleneck.
The upgraded mechanic still forgot why he walked into the diner02.
THE CHIP WORKED.The guy operating it? Same guy.
* THE FAN IS STILL BROKEN.Read his extremely short story ↗
POST-INSTALL OBSERVATIONS

BRIGHTER EYES.
SAME BAD IDEAS.

A little more electricity.
Absolutely no adult supervision.

Pump implant chip
01 / EYESGLOW IN THE DARK.

Finally useful during a power outage.

✓
02 / CONFIDENCECOMPLETELY UNCHECKED.

He now says “trust me” before every sentence.

✓
03 / COMMON SENSESTILL NOT INCLUDED.

He tried to charge the microwave.

×
YOU’VE MADE IT THIS FAR. THAT’S CONCERNING.

BAD IDEAS.
GOOD COMPANY.

Come hang.
Bring a screwdriver.
CA / COPY CONNECTION

On-chain. Off-script. $IMPLANT. One chip. Zero filter. A fictional character; an extremely fictional procedure.